cool as ever tech
this SATURDAY, 8/8/09, i’m stoked to be part of the COOL AS EVER TECH event at Del Mar Racetrack’s Seaside Tropical Cabana. where surf(ing the web) meets the turf.
from www.CoolAsEverTech.com:
“Cool as Ever Tech is bringing together Southern California’s web/tech scene for an unparalleled interactive event hosted by the Del Mar Thoroughbred Club on August 8th, 2009.
Join us as we take over the expansive Seaside Tropical Cabana from noon until 6pm, where many a celebrity and special guest has passed before us. We’ll eat, drink, tweet, and take in the excitement that Del Mar horse racing has to offer.
We’ll do so in über-connected and geekified style. Expect real-time Twitter walls, a livestream of the event, and gadgets, goodies, and giveaways that will make the geek in you scream with delight.”

in addition to emceeing/providing music at the event, i have been graced with a killer opportunity, and YOU’RE invited!
from my friend, @jamieortiz and the fine folks @DelMarRacing:
“Join @chriscantore for a VIP tour into the paddock to watch the horses before the race. Then follow the ponies down to the rail to watch the race at the finish line, stay for jockey award presentation. This experience can’t be bought. Once in a lifetime opp.”
want in? time for a good ‘ole caption contest…
the (embarrassing) photo:

the caption: if the above duo were on the Del Mar Race Card, what would the name of the horse be?
have fun, best caption scores the VIP tour with the above jockey. WINNER announced FRIDAY (8/7) morning!









Sean Branam
Wednesday, 5th August 2009 at 9:48 am
ShortBusCatchesHorse
chris cantore
Wednesday, 5th August 2009 at 9:48 am
el love handles
Howie
Wednesday, 5th August 2009 at 9:53 am
The horse’s name would be: InTheNameOfMrEdPleaseJustKillMe
Chris
Wednesday, 5th August 2009 at 9:54 am
ThisTrailerParkGirlGoesRoundTheOutside
DowntownRob
Wednesday, 5th August 2009 at 9:58 am
MyWidowPony
or
WeightLimitExceeded
chris cantore
Wednesday, 5th August 2009 at 10:11 am
these are killing me…
keep ‘em coming!
Bob D.
Wednesday, 5th August 2009 at 10:21 am
MyPrettyPony
Jennifer Van Grove
Wednesday, 5th August 2009 at 11:19 am
I know I’m prob not eligible to win but…
Jockey Rockey
Steve
Wednesday, 5th August 2009 at 12:39 pm
Blazing Saddles
Simone
Wednesday, 5th August 2009 at 12:48 pm
The horse should be named HopAlongCantore!
Keith
Wednesday, 5th August 2009 at 1:31 pm
Haul-An Ass
OR
Left For Dead
K. Hanson
Wednesday, 5th August 2009 at 4:10 pm
Atlas
- or-
WishIOnlyHadAMonkeyOnMyBack
- or -
WTF?
(son of YouGottaBeEffingKidding)
Stefanie
Wednesday, 5th August 2009 at 6:00 pm
Shouldabeenaclown
julia
Wednesday, 5th August 2009 at 10:00 pm
catch me if you can-torie
lyn
Wednesday, 5th August 2009 at 10:14 pm
rock the cantore of love.
D
Wednesday, 5th August 2009 at 10:18 pm
Don’t come a knockin when the mini, mini shetland pony is a rockin!
Moogplayer
Wednesday, 5th August 2009 at 10:41 pm
Punch Drunk Horse
Shimon
Thursday, 6th August 2009 at 10:39 am
Tampon.
or ‘Til Death (in reference to Peter’s retarded racehorse) http://www.hulu.com/watch/61211/family-guy-family-gay
J.T. Meadows
Thursday, 6th August 2009 at 11:11 am
Horse and Bugger
or
Dropped Dead and Gorgeous
or
Broken Back from Mountin’
or
Little Horse on the Fairy
or
Broken Dreamer
or
Call Me Late for Winner
or
On the Dark Side of His Moon
or
Pre-Glue-bescent
or
Is the Dirt Soft or am I Sinking
Kate Clarke
Thursday, 6th August 2009 at 11:30 am
Bridle of Frankenstein
Horse with no Shame
Hoof Loose
Tim Lowman
Thursday, 6th August 2009 at 11:32 am
“Beast o’ Burden”
“Cantore’s Glory”
“Cantore’s Poor Old Lorry”
“Cantore’s Sad Story”
Haha!
Weez
Thursday, 6th August 2009 at 12:34 pm
Myachybreakyback
Technotore
Tim Lowman
Thursday, 6th August 2009 at 12:54 pm
“Anita Backbrace”
Carlo Lan
Thursday, 6th August 2009 at 1:17 pm
“TinyHorse-GiantSasquatch”
“Fat Chance”
“Thx4urDonation”
Kent Palmer
Thursday, 6th August 2009 at 1:22 pm
Bucklin’ Knee Bisquit
Kent Palmer
Thursday, 6th August 2009 at 1:23 pm
oops I spelled it wrong..sorry
Bucklin’ Knee Biscuit
Kent Palmer
Thursday, 6th August 2009 at 1:37 pm
can’t get off the Sea Biscuit theme:
“Fatemcee Biscuit”
@iizLiz
Thursday, 6th August 2009 at 1:44 pm
I can’t top these!! So many great choices… My Widow Pony (downtownrob) or Cantore;s Glory (Tim Lowman) are my faves
Butch Rosser
Thursday, 6th August 2009 at 1:48 pm
There’s only one name for a horse, and that’s Sarah Jessica Parker. Wait, is that taken already?
Kate Clarke
Thursday, 6th August 2009 at 2:04 pm
One more..
Red-Hot-Filly-Pepper
Rob
Thursday, 6th August 2009 at 2:45 pm
Hey no fair how come some ppl entered multiples…
SwineOnEquine
Erika
Thursday, 6th August 2009 at 3:53 pm
Rock’n a Hard Place
Steve O
Friday, 7th August 2009 at 6:30 am
“Itchy and Squishy”
chris cantore
Friday, 7th August 2009 at 12:09 pm
WINNER of Name That Horse CAPTION CONTEST is http://www.facebook.com/TImLowman w. “ANITA BACKBRACE.” VIP tour @DelMarRacing!