my mom is rad.
my mom is rad.
when i was a kid, and she would get mad,
she would chase me with a spoon and threaten me with my dad.
when i felt fat, she would tell me i was big-boned,
if i was a scientist, she would be the mom i cloned.
my mom is rad,
she shuttled me to concerts in her ford aerostar.
backed my radio career, although preferred law school and the bar.
she makes the most amazing cheesecake and eggplant parmesan.
if we lived in mexico, i’d say my mom was number juan.
my mom is rad,
she has been there for me with unconditional love and support,
even when i crashed her minivan and had to go traffic court.
she wiped my tears when i lost a spelling bee for misspelling “banana.”
as much as she amazes me as a mom, she’s even a better nana.
i love you, mom.
Barb
Sunday, 10th May 2009 at 10:29 pm
“number juan” hahahahahaha
You rock Chris. Dang, mom is so pretty too!
Marco
Monday, 11th May 2009 at 4:45 pm
I wanna bang your mom.
chris cantore
Wednesday, 13th May 2009 at 6:21 am
that would be motherlover, d!ck.
lorena fiallo
Sunday, 14th June 2009 at 11:44 pm
Wasn’t there a Vice President that couldn’t spell “potato”? Don’t feel bad about “banana.”